Saturday, February 12, 2011
Making an offer employees can't refuse
Monday, January 24, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
- It will bankrupt the country
- It's a socialist plot
- "I don't want no gummint messin' with my healthcare!" (often heard from those ignorocrats who don't know that Medicare, Medicaid, etc. are government-run programs)
- Food
- Water
- Education
- Industry & jobs
- Security
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Laughter is the best medicine!
Healthcare--service delivery, insurance, portability, coverage--is serious business. However, even in the face of life-and-death decisions, occasionally a beam of levity emerges. Often, it seems even funnier because of the extremem alternative. Here are some examples:
1. Check out the Summer 2009 Lahey Clinic magazine (they didn't print a URL in the issue, so you will have to root around on the Internet). In New England, the Lahey Clinic is one of the top medical empires, rivaling even esteemed Mass General Hospital. But, in the article entitled, "New Wing To Open This Summer", white-haired white men in suits are pictured as the drivers behind the project. But, the hilarious--if pathetic--photos attest to the lack of understanding these senior executives have about the needs--and interests--of their patient base.
There are five non-people photos. The first shows the building. This is, of course, an example of the navel-gazing vision of 19th-century New England mill owners; the edifice complex. In a way, they want to show their tomb, as they believe it is something that will outlive them, and that succeeding generations will remember THEM because of the building they caused to be built; a.k.a. paid for.
This pales in comedic comparison to three of the four other shots, depicting (a) The Sophia Gordon Cancer Center, The Pain Center, and Opthalmology's State-of-the-Art (SOTA) Clinic. Well, let me rephrase that description. Pictured are NOT the cancer treatment facility, or pain center treatment rooms, or cutting-edge (no pun intended) eye treatment equipment. What the pictures do show are--wait for it--WAITING ROOMS!!! That's right. They're giving patients--people in pain, fear, and medical need--better, more modern, roomier places in which to WAIT FOR TREATMENT!! The fourth picture, of the new Emergency Room, shows not SOTA treatment rooms, but a pristine, well-lighted carefully constructed sign-in desk and filing cabinet (no doubt for paper files, which are SO 20th century).
You can't make this stuff up! But wait, there is more!
2. Read "The Immortalists", an article in the July 26 Boston Globe Sunday magazine by a freelance writer (and boomer) Jennifer Graham. The lead sentence reads: "The baby boomers are the first generation that will-let's be honest-actually live too long." While she doesn't mention the word "euthanasia", that is exactly what she means. I won't quote other parts of the article here, but I will mention how she justifies expressing this opinion: "Meanwhile, maybe they could lighten up on the All Bran and hit the trans fat. Just sayin'. For posterity's sake." Well, when it comes to being made into Soylent Green, Jennifer Graham can have my place in line.
That's the current phrase that's being used by all manner of people to justify their loony, loopy opinions: "Just sayin'." I think the Globe printed this article because the author does make an attempt to take a tongue-in-cheek tone, but she totally fails. I'm just sayin'.
3. Like The Wall Street Journal? Who doesn't? It's a non-stop source of comedic content. Take, for example, the Friday, August 7th, front-page article headlined, "France Fights Universal Care's High Cost". The lead example provided by the author, David Gauthier-Villars, of the collapse of the French system--widely acknowledged as the finest health care delivery system in the world--is that a woman named Laure Cuccarolo went into early labor and had to call the local fire brigade to take her to hospital 30 miles away! C'est horrible!! In the United States, these things happen all the time. Thousands of moms have given birth in taxi cabs, subways, apartment bathrooms, etc. Mostly, they're just victims of circumstances, traffic jams, and poor planning. Years later, I bet their kids get a kick out of being told their godfather is a Russian taxi driver.
The real reason, of course, that the Journal printed this story is not because it has any real news or even feature story value, but because propaganda theory demands such an approach. After all, if you can't attack the best example from the opposition of why its approach makes sense, then you try to tear that example down. Some people will believe it to be true. And, for the propagandist, that's the key: Not whether something is true or false, but whether it is believable.
I am sure you can add to the list of examples I've provided--and, I wish you would. There is a tinge of gallows humor about all these citations, because we realize instinctively the insidious intent of the authors. Still, it is good to step back and laugh in the face of so much seriousness.
I'm just sayin'.
Let me know your thoughts.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
No One Is Willing To Say, "Yes!"
Lots of people say, "No!" to President Obama's proposed healthcare reform package; mostly Republicans, whose entire legislative strategy for this session of Congress can be summed up in that one word. Unfortunately, even some Democrats are saying, "No!", too. Why they are doing this is a mystery, because if Obama's plan fails to be enacted, the Democrats will have handed the next election to the Republicans.
Even in the contorted realm of political logic, this one defies description. Here's the situation: the Democrats control both houses of Congress and the White House. Celebrating this outcome the day after the elections, any Democrat--be he yellow dog, blue dog (why do politicians have to have colors for everything?)--would be justified in thinking, "Now we're gonna turn things around and get this country back on its feet!"
But, hey--these are politicians we're talking about. They've got no spine or moral compass. All they care about, regardless of which party they're in, is getting re-elected. Want an example? If you were a U.S. Senator in 2002, knowing then what you know now, would you elect Harry Reid to be your leader? He's a textbook definition of gutless wonder. And Nancy Pelosi in the House? All I'll say is that she's even worse than Reid.
However, they're what we've got to unite the legislative troops behind President Obama's many initiatives, healthcare reform being the most pressing and immediate. We need people who can stand up and say, "Hell, YES! I'm gonna support my President and his programs!" Obama must feel like he's being nibbled to death by ducks. Here he's the head of a party that has all the pieces in place to go out and make real change in this country, to turn it around from the descent into Hell the previous administration engineered over eight years of rule by the foulest, most despicable, inbred, power-mad, war-hungry criminals this country has ever seen.
Even my wife, who is one of the smartest people I know, complains that she doesn't want a plan that takes her tax dollars to subsidize the healthcare of people who are obese and unexercised because they brought on their own health problems, like diabetes and heart failure. She's drunk the Republicans propaganda Kool-Aid, leading her to link this societal problem to Obama's healthcare reform package. THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE! TWO SEPARATE PROBLEMS! YOU CAN WORK TO FIX THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT ANY CROSSOVER!
What do I mean? Obama's plan addresses the three key aspects of healthcare: coverage, services, delivery. When his plan is enacted--never mind getting true universal coverage, like the rest of the civilized world--yes, fat people and their problems will be covered. BUT, THEY'RE NOT FAT BECAUSE THEY'RE COVERED. THEY'RE COVERED BECAUSE THEY'RE AMERICANS. Two separate problems. Get it?
Let me know your thoughts.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
You can't make these names up!
Friday, July 17, 2009
We're in trouble . . .
His solution? Let's change the way we pay health care providers for their services. Instead of paying a fee for service, which we do now, Professor Porter proposes to pay physicians and others based on health care service outcomes. On the surface, this might seem to be reasonable. After all, when you take your car in to be repaired, you get a warranty on the work performed. Bring it back within the warranty period if anything specific to the repair goes wrong, and they'll fix it for free. Closer to the topic, a patient, or whoever is responsible for issuing payment, might determine that it took little Johnny three weeks to get over his cold rather than the "normal" recovery time of seven days. As a result, Johnny's pediatrician would be paid less. If little Johnny has a relapse (how do we know it's the same cold?), the doctor might receive no payment because of the unsatisfactory result of his treatments.
This is about as logical as Broadway Danny Rose saying to his paramour, when she tells him bad guys shot her ex-boyfriend through the eyes, "Oh, my god, he's blind!" "No, you idiot," she retorts, "he's dead!!"
A medical example might make this more apparent. Say you have a hernia repaired. How long does the doctor have to wait before h/she is paid? Well, if it's done laparoscopically, you walk out of the hospital the same day--the so-called outpatient procedure--and recuperate at home for 10 days-two weeks before resuming normal activities. If it's done with an incision, there's a two-day hospital stay, followed by six weeks of recuperation, during which you can't lift anything. Regardless of which kind of repair is done, any surgeon, if you ask (most patients do not), will tell you that the real test of a surgical repair comes 10 years after the repair. If it's still solid after all that time, you can think of yourself as "cured". Does the doctor have to wait 10 years to get paid?
Or, suppose you break a leg. Dr. Porter and a fair number of other folks with, as my father used to say, "more nerve than brains," will tell you that market forces will determine the path to the most cost-efficient solution to the problem. In other words, much as if you were buying a refrigerator or a computer, you will compare prices, brands, customer experiences, and other things that will lead to a wise purchase.
But, wait a minute! YOU HAVE A BROKEN LEG! YOU ARE IN PAIN! PERHAPS YOU CAN SEE THE BONE COMING THROUGH THE SKIN--A COMPOUND FRACTURE!! You are not going to shop around for the best price for treatment. You are about to go into shock. You must get to the nearest hospital STAT! "I don't care! Just end the pain", you tell the emergency room people as they track down the orthopaedic surgeon on call.
In that scenario, who will evaluate the doctor? On what basis will the evaluation be performed? Did you remember to ask the doctor about his warranty policy? It should be clear by now that Professor Porter and that tribe of business-oriented, cookie-cutter solution-loving people he represents--those who know the price of everything but the value of nothing--offer loopy approaches to problems that can't be measured or contained. They are squishy and fluid, not solid and of fixed shape.
So, avoid the trouble this kind of approach brings. Everybody knows the real solutions to the problem: single-payer, universal coverage, cradle-to-grave coverage. Demonstrating that they will do the job and contain the costs is the next real challenge.
Let me know your thoughts.